Completely pointless crossover drabble
However... no one expects a drabble to make sense. Who can make sense in only 100 words? I give you the completely pointless crossover drabble challenge. Grab two pretty boys (or girls) from any fandom, purely for the sexy mental image. If I get more than five I'll even make a shiny page for them on my nice new website.
My completely pointless attempt
Title: Summoning Harpers
Disclaimer: They're not mine, I'm just borrowing them. I promise to sponge them down before I put them back.
*THUMP* Harper landed on Andrew's rug.
"You're not a sex demon!" Andrew said, jumping back.
"What the fu... oh crap, not again." Harper stood up and started taking off his clothes.
"Oh. You are a sex demon."
"Nuh uh; look up."
Andrew looked up, blinking. "What's that?"
"It's a disclaimer. It means we have to have sex now." Harper was down to his boxers.
"The Powers That Be want us to have sex?"
"Well, if by 'Powers' you mean a sexually frustrated housewife, then yeah. Pretty much."
Andrew thought about it for a moment, then pulled off his shirt. "'K."